DO ANY OTHER ENGLISH MAJORS OR BOOK LOVERS JUST GET SO OVERWHELMED BY HOW MANY BOOKS ARE OUT THERE THAT YOU HAVEN’T READ AND WANT TO?!!!!??!?!
I LITERALLY CANNOT HANDLE IT SOMETIMES
(via englishmajorhumor)
DO ANY OTHER ENGLISH MAJORS OR BOOK LOVERS JUST GET SO OVERWHELMED BY HOW MANY BOOKS ARE OUT THERE THAT YOU HAVEN’T READ AND WANT TO?!!!!??!?!
I LITERALLY CANNOT HANDLE IT SOMETIMES
(via englishmajorhumor)
#oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them
Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard
Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes
Harry Potter and When the Fuck Did I get a Godfather?
Harry Potter and There are Other Wizarding Schools?
Harry Potter and Oh My God I Can See What Voldemort’s Doing
Harry Potter and Snape Was Friends With My Mum?!
Harry Potter and Well Fuck Snape was a Good Guy All Along and Now I Have to Die Whyyyy
(Source: the-swedish-short-snout, via dracosdilemma)
boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
(Source: hotanimegirl, via pizza)
scooby doo taught us that
the real monsters are humans
My mom’s about to get up for work in 20 minutes.
And I’m down here in the basement geeking and watching LOTR.
What
cute nicknames for your significant other:
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
(via englishmajormade)
(Source: simplyjkrowling, via dracosdilemma)
(Source: crazycakesofevil, via dracosdilemma)
Human being to the mob
What’s a mob to a king?
What’s a king to a god?
What’s a god to a non-believer?
Who don’t believe in anything?
(Source: viviling, via the-adequate-gatsby)
ONE MORE FINAL, AND THEN I’M DONE OH MY GOD.
I think I’m going to make a tag for all of these “old sport” posts. I want them all in one place so I can laugh at them whenever I want to.
OH MY GOD. Why am I not surprised?!
So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them...
Happy 38th Birthday to 2-time Super Bowl Champ, 13-time Pro Bowler & future Pro Football Hall of Famer: Ray Lewis
We are going to go see Gatsby today, and I am more than ecstatic.
The time I discovered mother nature’s vagina.