When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester
I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.
Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH
Got my dream internship with my favorite radio station today! Go me
idk man, imagine showing Arthur Weasley a gif for the first time. At first of course he’d just think it was a normal wizard photograph, but then you’d explain that muggles made it and his heart would just explode with joy over these muggles making such amazing shit even though they have no magic at all. How amazing. How inventive.
Maybe whenever you’re feeling bad about yourself imagine how much Arthur Weasley would enjoy meeting you.
In english, we say “shut the fuck up” but in spanish they say “cierra la boca puta” which translates to shut your bitch mouth and i think thats beautiful
Swigity swelon, I’m a melon.
swiggity swag the melon stag
someone I went to high school with just posted an article about a group in New Jersey that would like to remove the phrase “under god” from the...
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to...
[screams from the rooftops]
AUGUSTUS WATERS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A DOUCHEY PRETENTIOUS WEIRDO THAT DOESN’T UNDERSTAND WHAT A METAPHOR IS AT THE...
I wish I could blacklist things on facebook because I would def blacklist anything sorority related omg
I’m gonna cry my english professor is the nicest person and his comments on my satire assignment were so sweet
Taylor, I am so proud of your...